Tuesday, December 26, 2006

Jolly Good


Female Psychaitrist: I'm going to show you a picture, and you tell me what that person might say.
Female Psychaitrist: "Isn't the plumage beautiful?"
Alex: I'm supposed to say what the other person would say?
Female Psychaitrist: Yes, just tell me the first thing that comes to your mind.
Alex: Cabbages, knickers, It hasn't got A BEAK!
Female Psychaitrist: Good.
Female Psychaitrist: "What do you want?"
Alex: No time for the ol' in-out, love. I've just come to read the meter!
Female Psychaitrist: "You can do whatever you like with these".
Alex: Eggiweggs. I would like... to smash them. And pick them up, and THROW... Fucking hell! So did I pass?
(A Clockwork Orange )

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